My Alice Board

 

1. Why is Spock so salty? Like, shit shit ship!

2. Why do you even touch Papa’s eyeglasses? You look way too smart, like a Filipino professor?

3. Why do you speak Tagalog way too much? You should actually speak Anglais.

4. Why do you not act like an English professor ah? You should actually teach English as much as it is possible.

5. Everyone has an Arabic surname. Why do you even not teach them Anglais?

6. What the fuck anyway is “taya?” Why do you even have Tagalog in your house? You should actually speak Anglais if you’re not even Filipino. I’ll tell you something. You were not invited to the games. You should actually not play chasing games at all. You should actually fucking study your family’s manners for real. You fucking told your mom that tyou don’t want to learn about manners anymore! You actually have to learn manners because so many rich people can’t help but get involved with your life! 

7. You should fucking work as a translator. (It’s official, my job is Lingua Sakura!)

8. So, why do you even talk to guys at all? You should stop teaching guys what to do!

9. You should just hang out with girls only! (So I hang out at the other wing of Fairlane instead. It’s also called the “inner wing”.)

10. I’ll only hang out with girls at school (Also, it’s called Benilde Antipolo.)

11. You can’t have a boyfriend unless you have sets.

12. So, the final assignment is to give every single person in the world a unique set for real.

13. Click Hara. Just fucking Click Harajuku. You have to take all the Harajuku things!!! So damn much!!!

14. You fucking need to get a Supra-Japanese job, just to leave the house, by the way. >:P

15. You actually fucking need a Supra-Strokes job also. >:P

16. PI Mo! Burahin mo nga yung COVID! Positive ka dapat kasi! Para lang makipag-usap sa mga drag adik! Eh nakikisalita ka pa talaga sa mga drag adik talaga! PI Mo! Dapat gumawa ka talaga ng Ultra Anti-COVID Program!

#ForevermoreFriendshipNetwork

what i think about going to therapy.

i am literally shocked that my psychiatrist has no idea what to do about my problem: i hear many voices in my head. i try not to talk to myself, but the voices just love screaming on their own. they literally throw things down from high places and gorge themselves on food. i don't know how to go back to a state of utter poverty of soul that i cannot even start on gainful work yet because the voices write their own words and introduce themselves without thought to who's listening. the voices sing in the bathroom and wake people up when they're asleep. they cook huge drums of meat and bang everything on the floor. the voices walk upstairs and bang their bodies on top of the ceiling. their bodies rest on the center of power. the voice is the cornerstone of my house, the new society centers on students: wrong. the new society actually saves the savior already. because there was no one poorer than him. that includes everyone who has a job. saving the savior is equal to paying their dues. so, no one who goes to work shall not get paid. she demands the pay of the finest students. she demands the pay of the finest employees. no work shall go unpaid. everyone will get paid their due. it is equal to giving bathsheba just the right amount: just her own due and not anything she doesn't deserve. because bathsheba is now on her own. no david to tell her what to do or make her an underling. 

Keeping Score Game: Ang labanan ni ellen adarna at ni ellen paige

 ellen adarna:

ellen paige:

sino ang mananalo? 

si ellen adarna ay honor student.

natatapilok paminsan-minsan, ngunit nagtitiwala siya na kung may tiyaga, may nilaga.

si ellen paige ay talentado.

maraming kaibigan. maraming damit.

wag matapilok. talagang malambot sumayaw. 

nang minsan, naka-graduate na rin si ellen adarna. binigyan siya ng salu-salo ng kanyang ama pagkatapos ng graduation ceremony. minsan-minsan, iisipin nating may nagbago sa kanilang pamilya, ngunit wala namang hayag lahat.

may napansin si ellen paige. hindi pala pumasok sa trabaho si ellen adarna. so....ginawa ni ellen paige sinisi si ellen adarna, ang kanyang kapatid, na naubos na ang pera ng ama. ano na gagawin ng magkakapamilya? matatalo na tayo sa ating kamag-anak.

dahil maingay ang mga puso, nag-iinit at nag-aapoy, kailangan pasiminuhan ni elledn adarna ang laban. kailangan niyang i-challenge sa isang laro si ellen paige. ang sabi ng hangin, kung bakit ba maliit ang katawan ni ellen adarna? isa lang ang ibig-sabihin non. maaaring maging mayabang ito. maaaring matuwa siya sa sarili niya.

ang reaksyon ni ellen adarna dito, maglalaban na lang ang dalawa.

ang sabi ni ellen adarna kay ellen paige: kung bakit ba inggit na inggit ka sa katawan ko? inggit ka pa sa mga gamit ko! e wala ka namang honor award!

ang sagot ni ellen paige: kung bakit ka ba matalino?

ang sumbat ni ellen adarna: kasi kung hindi ako nag-aaral, wala akong trabaho!

 fig. 1: ellen adarna 

 fig. 2: ellen paige

magbotohan dito: ellen adarna vs. ellen paige