Why is Spock so salty? Like, shit shit ship!
Why do you even touch Papa’s eyeglasses? You look way too smart, like a Filipino professor?
Why do you speak Tagalog way too much? You should actually speak Anglais.
Why do you not act like an English professor ah? You should actually teach English as much as it is possible.
Everyone has an Arabic surname. Why do you even not teach them Anglais?
What the fuck anyway is “taya?” Why do you even have Tagalog in your house? You should actually speak Anglais if you’re not even Filipino. I’ll tell you something. You were not invited to the games. You should actually not play chasing games at all. You should actually fucking study your family’s manners for real. You fucking told your mom that tyou don’t want to learn about manners anymore! You actually have to learn manners because so many rich people can’t help but get involved with your life!
You should fucking work as a translator. (It’s official, my job is Lingua Sakura!)
So, why do you even talk to guys at all? You should stop teaching guys what to do!
You should just hang out with girls only! (So I hang out at the other wing of Fairlane instead. It’s also called the “inner wing”.)
I’ll only hang out with girls at school (Also, it’s called Benilde Antipolo.)
You can’t have a boyfriend unless you have sets.
So, the final assignment is to give every single person in the world a unique set for real.
Click Hara. Just fucking Click Harajuku. You have to take all the Harajuku things!!! So damn much!!!
You fucking need to get a Supra-Japanese job, just to leave the house, by the way. >:P
You actually fucking need a Supra-Strokes job also. >:P
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