we're in the philippines 

or in "Fairway" daw

because 

it's Selena Gomez's Birthday

daw?

clues

 1.) sharia law is coming to town

2.) girls fight each other then they compete academically, girlstyle

3.) the food here is insanely cheap!! we cannot buy anything "normal" just "kendi"

4.) i don't know if anybpdy knows about this but makeup is completely normal: and they're losing their shinyboxes over makeup; losing it

5.) the food completely sucks...it's so cheap walang lasa

6.) "talking to another person" is so soooo SO! it's SO COOL it's not proper

7.) reading and writing: Chinese characters nga? may galang talaga?

8.) yes, these clothes aren't for us........i'm trying to buy "maluwag na damit" and clothes sa UNIQLO are medyo makapal talaga.......tiyatiyamba ako ng maluwag sa Ukay Ukay talaga

9.) I know we survived Poverty in 2009 but actually we could not survive Poverty Again with Kantoi Included

10.) kaya nga, the guys have Leather Pantz talaga: Marcos Ando!!!!!!!

11.) yes, that's shocking The Cat or The Housemaid is gonna eat ALL THOSE EXPENSIVE FOOD BY THEMSELVES

12.) Yes It's Definitely Hindu in The Philippines

13.) i'm drawing something and it's really nice: but i'm waiting also like where's the food? where's my friends? where's my bf? no one's here: it's like, just draw something. it didn't manifest anything that wasn't behind the computer screen.

14.) those hindu girls are already wearing a wedding dress everywhere. sobra silang number 1 silang lahat, at the same time

15.) those hindu girls they got moolah and mooch off everybody sobra

tag: how to go downstairs project

i sat on the lexus chair in my dream

and hinablot yung upuan ko

i need to sit on the porsche chair